On the modern internet, people use around 6 sites. Each of those sites is mainly composed of screenshots of the other sites.

As a reaction to this, I have decided to shut my mind to the modern internet, and mentally regress to the age of 3. Due to this stunted mental capacity/warped view of time, I made a website.

Expect my toddler-like babblings to pop up sporadically. (The term for this is "blog".) My guarantee to you, my loyal readers, is that I will never allow my general lack of imagination, complete stupidity, or utter unoriginality to prevent me from making posts here. "Come rain or shine..."

With this level of quality, I expect to soon become the seventh site that everyone uses.